Dumbbells Really are Dumb

I'm really questioning my resolutions right now.  Like in order to lose the rest of this baby weight and then some, I might actually have to muster enough energy to open the box of weights I bought last year at this time. They're just sitting on my floor, content to be ignored.

Obviously there was a perfectly good reason I didn't take them out of the box.  I mean, once you take something out of the original package, it loses value.  And I'm pretty sure 2011 was a vintage year for weights.

Anyone else already lost their resolve to keep resolutions?